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Jimmevar

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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Ayodhya Mil Gaya

by Muhammad Imran

Butt dials a number. A girl receives the call. Butt: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Butt: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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PM Not AM

by Muhammad Imran

Butt asked Bhatti: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Bhatti: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Bhatti Ped Pe Chada

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Bhatti: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Bhatti: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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Butt Falls in Love

by Muhammad Imran

Butt falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Ufool

by Muhammad Imran

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Butt rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal.

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