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Butt- Mei Tumse Shadi...

by Muhammad Imran

butt - mei tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
GF - Kyo
butt - mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hai
GF - kaun hai
butt - meri bibi nd baache

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS, Joke SMS

Truck Dekhkar

by Muhammad Imran

Bhatti: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Butt: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

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MRF Da Tyre

by Muhammad Imran

Butt: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Bhatti: Gold ring de de.
Butt: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Bhatti: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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No Cover

by Muhammad Imran

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Bhatti: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Category: Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt Ke Bagiche

by Muhammad Imran

Butt ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Butt naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Butt: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Pappu

by Muhammad Imran

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Butt: Very long...!

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