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Butt Joined NASA

by Nida

Butt joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

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Butt: Apni Shaadi Ki Movie Thi!

by Nida

Butt: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Butt: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt: Doctor, Ye Phulon Ki Mala Kis Ke Liye?

by Nida

Butt: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt Was Busy in Removing a Wheel from Auto

by Nida

Butt was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Bhatti asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Butt: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Butt Asks: Who R U?

by Nida

Butt asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Butt: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS

Once Bhatti Was Walking

by Nida

Once Bhatti was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Category: Funny SMS, Butt te Bhatti SMS


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