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I CN MAKE THE WHOLE US HAPPY

by Mamman Khan

ONCE MUSHARRAF AND BUSH WERE  LANDING IN A PLANE .

 BUSH SAID : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE U.S HAPPY BY 

 THROWING $ 1 BILLLION

 MUSHARRAF SAID : I CAN MAKE THE WHOLE PAK HAPPY BY PUTTING MY CLOTHES (WARDI) OFF

 PILOT : I CN MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAPPY BY CRASHING THE PLANE 

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As a Final Incentive

by Rahul

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate.

Category: Advice SMS, English SMS

Those Who Do Not Have Goals

by Rahul

Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.

Category: Advice SMS, English SMS

Be Thankful

by Rahul

Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.

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When You Long

by Rahul

When you long for something, it means you love it.

Category: Advice SMS, English SMS

DON'T Ever Give Up

by Rahul

DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.

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