smsGuild

kabhi socha hai?Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?*Dosti*Mohababt*Zarurat*Khuwahish*Junoon*Ishq
ya woh rishta jo,“Asman ka zameen se”Barish ka sehra se hayHaqiqat ka khuwabon se hayDin ka raat se hay
Yeh kabhi bhi aik dosray se mil nahin pataylaikin aik dosray k baghair adhoray bhi hain
Shayud aisa hi kuch rishta mera or aap ka bhi hay

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulayapathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga thaor likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha”

wife: sunoji, mereko bra leni hai..hubby: itane chhote chhote to hai kyu chahiye tumhe bra?wife: kal aapne underwear kharidi, maine kuchh kaha?

never love a woman cop, she will say,”stop! hands up!!”never love a nurse, she will say,”next please”always love a teacher she will say,”good job, repeat 10 times!!!”

Monkeys and girls have similarity…both love BANANAs..rats and boys are same ..both are looking for holes….

difference between biology and sociology? If the baby looks like father thats biology and if he looks like his neighbour…its sociology….