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BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry [...]

wife: sunoji, mereko bra leni hai..hubby: itane chhote chhote to hai kyu chahiye tumhe bra?wife: kal aapne underwear kharidi, maine kuchh kaha?

never love a woman cop, she will say,”stop! hands up!!”never love a nurse, she will say,”next please”always love a teacher she will say,”good job, repeat 10 times!!!”

Monkeys and girls have similarity…both love BANANAs..rats and boys are same ..both are looking for holes….

difference between biology and sociology? If the baby looks like father thats biology and if he looks like his neighbour…its sociology….

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man can not include in his biodata despite years iof experience and numbers ofreferences!!!!!!!!!