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Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn’t breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help.
He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"
"Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But [...]

“teacher ne SHRAB ka nuksan batane k lye 1 keda SHRAB me dala to wo mar gaya.Tchr: Apne kya sikha?Stdnt: $HRAB peene se PAIT k kede mar jate he.”

Saaqi Bhi Ab Yeh Keh Gaya FARAZ..DEW Na Kiya Tou Phir Kya Jiya..!!

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!! ; )

Inn Bud Maashon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,Abba Tera Molvi Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar.. ; )

Kaha tha ussay mat nahaao Barish main FARAAZabb kehti hayKuRTi V GiLLi GiLLiLaCHa V GiLLLa GiLLLLa